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lohanthony:

my life before this video was NOTHING

dftba4life

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

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living-like-a-melody:

cyberfry:

mychemicalpikey:

deductionsoftheheart:

remlupins:

proseposeur:

remlupins:

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

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Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

EVERY FUCKING TIME

ITS BACK

IM CRYING I CANT EVEN OMFG